*snicker*

One of the bloggers I read is going on vacation, and mentions this about his dogs in his goodbye post:

Satchmo and Beckham will be spending the week at their vet. Four years ago we boarded Satchmo with his vet and took the opportunity to have him 'fixed'. Since that time we have explained to him over and over that he was at a 'spa' and they lost his 'luggage'. He's still not buying it.